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rexauras:

kainimuramonster:

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

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I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

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straightpeoplereceipts:

thewugtest:

i think people who like sonic the hedgehog should be oppressed

they are

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thequantumqueer:

tilthat:

TIL bank robber Jesse James once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collector to give her back the money.

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a shocking number of old-school american outlaws were intensely community-minded, and their reputations at the time were often very positive among the people. a big part of the reason their legacies are so negative is because the government was able to control the narrative after they died, focusing on the fact that the things they did were illegal, rather than on what they actually did.

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sarriane:

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can the new thing please be putting quotes from the chilling adventures of sabrina over screencaps from sabrina the teenage witch?

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afrofilipino:
“ awwww-cute:
“ Family Christmas picture photobomb
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those assholes ruined this dogs selfie
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afrofilipino:

awwww-cute:

Family Christmas picture photobomb

those assholes ruined this dogs selfie

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toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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childhoodruiner:

lovefreedomhappiness:

just need sex and a good thunderstorm, that’s all

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girlwholovesturtles:

infraredarmy:

fatpinocchio:

It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

It should be socially unacceptable to pay your employees so little that they have no choice but to come in with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

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unabashedlybi:
“ heauxsettastoned:
“ parthenogenon:
“ blackswallowtailbutterfly:
“ 10knotes:
“ This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts.
This is brilliant
”
This is very good.
”
This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully...

unabashedlybi:

heauxsettastoned:

parthenogenon:

blackswallowtailbutterfly:

10knotes:

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

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arachnofiend:

omg-andrew-scott:

omg-andrew-scott:

omg-andrew-scott:

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

Our latest episode

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People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious 

The best thing about this post is that Australia and Canada are in opposite hemispheres so you can run both segments simultaneously and the Australian will be in the worst of Canada’s winter while the Canadian is in the worst of Australia’s summer

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gaypussyretard:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

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we are off to a GREAT start

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